Baby Yoda claims to be descendant of the Nawab family
The child wants to reunite with its own kind in Bangladesh, although the legitimacy about his claim is still unclear
Baby Yoda, the mysterious alien child from a galaxy far far away, has claimed its lineage with the Nawab family of Dhaka - his spokesperson Mando confirmed.
Mando, a bounty hunter from the planet Mandalore, has accompanied Baby Yoda across the galaxy for a while. Mando's quest is to reunite baby Yoda with its own kind. Surprisingly, Baby Yoda himself spoke for the first time - only to claim his rightful place in Bangladesh - as a descendant of the Nawab family.
His first words were "amio Nawab!" in Bangla. Mando, a man who speaks rarely, was rather surprised to see the 50-year-old alien kid talking for the first time.
Mando and Baby Yoda are travelling at lightspeed in a spacecraft. They are estimated to arrive in Bangladesh by this year. When we contacted Mando regarding the pandemic, he seemed careless about Covid-19. "I wear a helmet, you do not have to worry about me or the kid. Just make sure the child gets proper respect as a kid Nawab on your planet," Mando said.
In the midst of this Yoda Nawab thing, a man named Ashkari was caught by the Police on account of posing as a fraud grandchild of Nawab Salimullah. Conspiracy theorists have been speculating an evil master plan behind Ashkari's emergence.
Ashkari wooed his peers with his Royal-like charm and a potbelly. He dressed like the middle aged uncles from Hindi serials about rich family feuds. Even his wife said Ashkari's conmanship was so flawless, she was destined to tie the knot with him.
Baby Yoda has opened doors for more corny gossips. The civil society believes Baby Yoda is just a marketing tool, not a living being - orchestrated by Ashkari himself to sell more toys and merchandise. However, a holographic TikTok video of the child and Mando has gone viral on the internet, authenticating Baby Yoda's existence.
Mando, who is protecting Baby Yoda at this moment, is not a man to be taken lightly. He is a man of his word and does not approve of unlawful behaviour. Some insiders suspect once he lands his ship in Dhaka, he will put Ashkari in a carbonite fridge. To Mando, both baby Yoda and Ashkari are just a package he has to deliver - commissioned by a higher being we have no clue about.
"Baby Yoda is a lovechild of Ashkari and an alien woman. The child too, is a fake Nawab," said a mysterious bearded man with a lightning sword. However, he did not look like someone we can count on.
"Where did you get this green sword?" this correspondent asked.
"This is a lightsaber, not a green sword," an annoyed bearded man replied.
The man put on his cloak and vanished into the crowd in Old Dhaka. Probably, he was in the middle of a stopover to grab a bite. He held a bottle of Borhani in his hand.
