Abdul Malek a.k.a "Driver Malek" might be a corrupt government employee. But before the police took him on a 14-day remand, he slipped out a breaking news.
"I will play the main villain in Fast n Furious 10," a grumpy-faced Malek announced.
The news broke on both sides of the Atlantic like wildfire. At long last, Hollywood has found a messiah to save itself from stereotypical action film stars. "Driver Malek will surely steal the show from all the Dwayne Johnsons and Vin Diesels," said a film critic.
Earlier last month, actor Ludacris hinted that Fast n Furious 9 (Fast 9) might go to space. An unsolicited source confirmed that a post credit scene in Fast 9 will give us the first glimpse of Driver Malek. He will emerge as a villain from outer space- who has secretly built 24 apartments on Mars. His motive? Of course, global domination.
Rumor has it Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel didn't get along on the set of Furious 7. This could possibly be a reason "The Rock" was absent from the last two entries of the series. However, Driver Malek will play a God tier villain in Fast 10. "Do you think Thanos was an impressive villain? Well think again, because Driver Malek is the big baddie in Fast 10," reads a now deleted tweet by Vin Diesel.
On a lighter note, Vin Diesel has finally buried the hatchet with Dwayne Johnson. After all, he will need support from Dwayne Johnson's character "Luke Hobbs." Only if Dom and Luke are united, they can stop Driver Malek's evil plan.
A leaked audition footage has revealed the first look of Driver Malek- standing in front of an expensive door. "Malek bhai shadows as a driver, but there's more beneath his public identity. He is like Don Corleone, who pulls the strings from behind the scene," a Universal Studios executive said about the plot of Fast 10.
But Driver Malek's inclusion in the Fast n Furious franchise is just the tip of the iceberg. Malek demanded that Asian representation in Fast 10 is very important for him. He has convinced the producers to cast Dipjol as his twin brother in the film. "If Vin Diesel can have John Cena as an estranged brother, then why not me?" Malek said.
A subreddit thread has already sparked debate about the plot of Fast 10. A Reddit user wrote one possible script outline: "Driver Malek and his brother Bitla Bishu (Dipjol) built a secret hideout on Mars. Dominic Torreto fatefully ended up at one of the apartments. He wanted to be a tenant of Malek. Malek declined the offer.
Torreto then challenged him to a drag race. Malek accepted. What happens next is still unknown. Although Dipjol will play a crucial role in the film. This time, he will kill Han for real. Sorry, no justice for Han.
After the release of Fast 9 in 2021, Abdul Malek will join the cast of Fast 10 to start shooting.
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