Straight away appis

Anything 'momentous' happening in your life at the moment? Do you think you are the best singer in your office? Has your partner ditched you? Do you want to protest? Are you celebrating your birthday? Worry no more, the solution to all your problems is - go live on Facebook throwing unsolicited opinion on people's newsfeed.

This somehow has inspired many who took it seriously and implied it as a business strategy. Yet, this is not it; airing products seems to be a baby boomers' thing now. If you want more attention, go live with tutorials.

You must have, without any doubt, suffered from tutorials on how to apply face scrub, body scrub, nose scrub, arm scrub, and almost every scrub that can possibly exist on this earth are flooding groups like "Pretty Girlzz" or "Girls Power". You might wonder why there is no scrub for scrubbing their brains, in real!

Things do not just end here. Instant results are more evident with their sales-speech rather than the results you get upon using the products. You obviously start believing them to some extent for their repetitive words.

"Look at me appi! Look at the change! If you look at me properly, you can notice the change. My camera is a bit blurry still you can see the change. See how I am glowing! My skin was so dull and now I am feeling so fresh. I am feeling like it is not my skin anymore! It is so soft and smooth. Just look at this, appi. Is not it shining?  Can you see it, appi?" says one live appi after using some kind of scrub on her face.

On that account, this instant result is going to make you realize that your life is miserable as nothing happens instantly, in life. You cannot even make an instant noodle. Yet, you almost decide to order one scrub, right on that moment, dreaming to possess an on-spot change in life. 

This is live appi and they know what you need. To pacify your quest, they are ready with an answer - "Yes appi. These items are in stock, appi. You can order now. Please take a screenshot and place your order, appi. Do it fast, appi."

Despite that, if you are caught up in a dilemma in the course of the decision-making process, they can sense it just like your non-existent soulmate and start saying, "No appi, these are not local products. We do not sell local products. You can check, appi. We have agents in Malaysia, Japan, and Dubai. If you want these, please order now appi. We do not have much in stock. Please, do hurry up, appi."

Losing no time, you either place an order or just keep scrolling those videos out of cringe.