Two friends are walking their dogs -- a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua. Suddenly they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant which makes their tummy roll.
The guy with the Dalmatian says, "Let's get something to eat."
But the guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there, we have dogs with us. And there is no safe place around to keep them for a while."
So the first guy says, "Just follow my lead." He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks into the restaurant.
The restaurant owner was a big fat man with dark and heavy moustaches on his face.
"Sorry," says the owner, "no pets allowed."
"But this is my seeing-eye dog," the guy with the Dalmatian says.
"A Dalmatian? But I know they German Shepherd or Retriever dog to blind people. Never seen any Dalmatian as seeing-eye dog."
"Yes, they're using them now. Dalmatians are proven better than German Shepherd or Retriever".
The owner says, "Very well, then, come on in."
The guy with the Chihuahua repeats the process and gets the same response from the owner: "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
"But this is my seeing-eye dog," says the second guy.
"Are you kidding me? A Chihuahua? Now don't tell me these little ones are also better than German Shepherd or Retriever, that's impossible" says the incredulous owner.
"A Chihuahua?!," says the man in the dark glasses. "They gave me a Chihuahua?! I will sue them. Thank you so much. Let me sit inside and discus the suing process with my lawyer".
The owner askes "who is your lawyer?"
The guy with the Chihuahua answers, "That guy in red t-shirt, holding a Dalmatian there."